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It must be nice having Jim cook
dinner, giving you the night off.

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Yeah, I'll remember that when
I'm scraping out the grease tray.

3
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Okay, what you and Jim do in the
bedroom is none of my business.

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Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no,
no, no. You have to go change.

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Those are for your recital.

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Oh, I remember
my first dance recital.

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I was nine,
and I danced Giselle.

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I could have been
a professional.

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Oh!

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Okay, to recap, Kyle,

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you always put the thickest
steak in the middle.

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Where it's hotter.

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And then five minutes into it,

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you want to give
the steak a quarter-turn

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so you get these really nice
crisscross marks on the steak.

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Because you're not just
feeding the stomach...

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BOTH: You're feeding the eyes.

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Cook my army man.

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Where?
In the middle.

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Where it's hotter.

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(GROWLS)
That's my boy!

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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Hey, Dana?
Huh?

24
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How do you like your army men?

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Sweaty and shirtless.
Oh...

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So this is that fancy new
grill you got at that drawing?

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Mmm-hmm.
Man, you are lucky.

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Lucky? Or does God just
like me more than other men?

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Or is it having your daughters
fill out 400 entry forms?

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I iced their hands.

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Yeah.

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Wow, Jim, you and old blue
had some good times together.

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Oh, yeah.

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I hate to see her go.

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Hey, you want her?

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Okay, sure, thanks.

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200 bucks?

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Oh. Uh...

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Yeah, sure.

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All right, deal.

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Jim, honey?

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Can you help me with
something in the kitchen?

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Uh, I doubt it.

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Kitchen.

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Here you go, Andy.
You got the conn.

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Aye, sir.

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Ooh-hoo-hoo, I want
this big one here.

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No, that one's mine.

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Oh, really?
We'll see about that.

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Well played.

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Okay, Cheryl, make it fast.

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My steaks are coming up
on the quarter-turn,

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and you know how
I look forward to that.

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All right, I don't think you
should sell the grill to Andy.

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I think you should
give it to him.

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What!
Yup.

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Cheryl, are you kidding?

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Grilling and money
is my territory.

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Do I tell you how
to fold my underwear

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or how to raise the children?

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All the time.

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That's because
you don't do it right.

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Jim, I just think you
really put Andy on the spot.

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Oh, come on!
This is a great grill.

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I could take it right now
down to the mall,

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walk it around for an hour,

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and I'd get three bids
on it right away.

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Yeah. That's what you said
about the washing machine,

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and you just ended up
blocking the escalator.

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Cheryl, I gave
Andy a fair price.

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He accepted.
I said deal.

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We shook on it.
There's no take-backs.

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Yeah, and I'm sure
that would hold up

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on any playground
in the country.

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Honey, this is not
how you treat family.

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I don't know. It just
doesn't feel right.

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Giving something away
for nothing in return.

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I think it's wrong. I think it goes
against every fiber of my being.

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I think every cell in my
body is telling me right now,

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"Hey, Jim, bad idea!"

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Then it must be
the right thing to do.

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You want it?
You want the big steak?

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Go get it!

84
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Hey, Andy,

85
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look, I was thinking, uh,

86
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since we're family and
everything, you know, I...

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I think maybe you
should have the grill for...

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Not anything.

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What?
Free! For free.

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Hey, thanks, man.

91
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Yeah. No problem.

92
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I guess that's what families do.

93
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They give each other
stuff for free!

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JIM: Oh, baby!

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JIM: Hey, hey, hey.

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You know another great thing
about that grill I gave you yesterday?

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Hmm?

98
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You could put the buns
on the warming rack.

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Great. Yeah, and then
when the smoke comes up,

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it makes the buns
taste like meat.

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Smokey buns. Can't wait.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Hey, hey, did you get
a chance to fire it up yet?

104
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No, I just got it from
you last night. Oh.

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I made my toast
in the toaster this morning.

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Ah. Well, I can't wait
for you to fire it up.

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I want to be there when it
happens. I want to see your face.

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What kind of face do you
think you're going to make? Uh,

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maybe something like this.

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Hmm. I don't know.

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Oh, hey, good.

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What do we owe you?

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Uh, $20 even.

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Okay.

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What?

116
00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,537
It's 20 bucks,
so that's $10 each.

117
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Oh, we're splitting it?

118
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Yeah. We always do.

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What the hell? I mean,
we're family, right?

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Hey, you want to be
part of my family?

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Hey, here, take a stapler.

122
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Thanks.
For free. For free.

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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait a minute.

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I was just trying to make
a point. Give it back to me.

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(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

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Okay, okay, take it,
take it, take it.

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What's your problem? I'll
tell you what my problem is.

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Is you don't even buy me lunch

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the day after I give you
my old grill for free.

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Okay, fine, Jim. You want me to
pay for lunch? Here, here's 10 bucks.

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No, no, no. It's not
about the money.

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Well, then what?

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It's about appreciating
what I did for you.

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Jim, I said thank you.

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Geesh, you gave me
a grill, not a kidney.

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Yeah, but I bet if I did
give you the kidney,

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you wouldn't buy me
lunch then, either!

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I know what it is.
You know what it is?

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I think you feel
like you deserved it,

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like you're entitled to it.

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What do you want from me?

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I want my $200.
What?

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Or my grill back.
Your choice.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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You gave me that grill,
and you can get it back

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when you pry the barbecue tongs

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from my cold, dead hands.

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Not if I get to it first.

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(CAR BEEPS)

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(LAUGHS)

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I want my grill!

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Yes, yes, yes!
(LAUGHS)

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(POLICE SIREN WAILING)

154
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No, no, no!

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Excuse me, Officer? Hey.

156
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Um, I observed this miscreant
stumbling out of a bar.

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Glug, glug.

158
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Hit him with the breathalyzer.

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Step out of the car,
please, sir.

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What?

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To the rear of the
vehicle, please.

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Welcome, James.

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Did you and the officer
have a nice chat?

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Andy, I'm taking my grill back.

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Be my guest. Neither I nor
the Countess will stop you.

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But the chain might.

167
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Advantage, Andy.

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00:08:07,818 --> 00:08:09,990
(YELPS IN PAIN)
Countess, claws!

169
00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:19,128
Oh, there's my cup of coffee.

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Sitting there unattended.

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I think I'll partake.

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Yeah, no, no. No, see,
I put the cup to my lips,

173
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but I didn't actually drink it.

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Looks like your little joke went to
summer school, because it failed.

175
00:08:38,088 --> 00:08:41,290
Andy, I didn't do
anything to the coffee.

176
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Because you were loosening
the screws on my chair.

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Andy, I didn't do
anything to your chair.

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Fine. But I know you're going to do
something to get me back for the grill.

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Well, I'm going to have sex
with your sister. Does that count?

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That stings, James.

181
00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:02,272
Luckily, I have a free
grill to ease my pain.

182
00:09:03,674 --> 00:09:05,214
Good morrow, kind sir.

183
00:09:05,215 --> 00:09:07,778
Oh! Hey, whoa. I
almost forgot my check.

184
00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:11,550
Thank you.

185
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:15,025
I'll need this so that I might convert
it into cooked meats and shellfish.

186
00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:23,063
You didn't sign it.

187
00:09:24,795 --> 00:09:26,335
Didn't I?

188
00:09:26,336 --> 00:09:30,199
Well, that would make that
piece of paper completely useless.

189
00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:34,144
And no butcher in the world would
accept that in exchange for meats.

190
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,708
You and the Countess
have a good weekend.

191
00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:43,613
So, you're not going to pay me
until I give you the grill? Is that it?

192
00:09:43,614 --> 00:09:45,985
Mmm, the price
for my signature, Andy,

193
00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:50,090
is $200, or the grill
brought to my door.

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00:09:50,821 --> 00:09:52,092
And a pie.

195
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,826
Advantage, Jim.

196
00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,970
Oh, there'll be
no pie today, sir.

197
00:10:01,371 --> 00:10:04,233
As I recall, when you
started the company,

198
00:10:04,234 --> 00:10:06,235
you made Cheryl, my sister,

199
00:10:06,236 --> 00:10:07,938
an officer of the corporation.

200
00:10:10,981 --> 00:10:12,111
So?

201
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:15,245
So, she can legally
sign my check.

202
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,751
Ooh, you want some
ointment for that burn?

203
00:10:26,396 --> 00:10:27,397
(EXCLAIMS)

204
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,971
(LAUGHS)

205
00:10:41,972 --> 00:10:43,373
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)

206
00:10:45,676 --> 00:10:47,277
Are you kidding me?

207
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,082
Oh...

208
00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:55,955
Twice in one week, huh, Officer?

209
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,959
I think you should take this
man downtown and grill him!

210
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,732
Oh, delicious!

211
00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:04,163
I'm going to kill you, Andy!

212
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,434
ANDY: Oh, dear.

213
00:11:05,435 --> 00:11:07,437
Officer, was that a threat?

214
00:11:11,441 --> 00:11:13,874
Okay, sir, you know the drill.

215
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,045
What?

216
00:11:16,046 --> 00:11:17,848
Rear of the vehicle, sir.

217
00:11:20,951 --> 00:11:23,212
No, you're not
listening, Aunt Dana!

218
00:11:23,213 --> 00:11:24,915
I said toes out!

219
00:11:26,717 --> 00:11:29,419
Okay, yelling isn't going
to make me more flexible.

220
00:11:30,821 --> 00:11:32,922
Just try it again.
Like it'll help.

221
00:11:32,923 --> 00:11:34,824
Oh!

222
00:11:34,825 --> 00:11:36,797
Hey, Cheryl, listen.
(YELLS)

223
00:11:38,929 --> 00:11:40,199
Will you sign my check?

224
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,771
Yeah. Why didn't
Jim do this?

225
00:11:41,772 --> 00:11:44,734
Who knows? He wasn't
at work today.

226
00:11:44,735 --> 00:11:47,215
Makes you wonder if he's got
something on the side, doesn't it?

227
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:50,040
(TRUCK APPROACHES OUTSIDE)

228
00:12:00,891 --> 00:12:02,451
It's mine!

229
00:12:02,452 --> 00:12:04,794
The grill is mine!

230
00:12:04,795 --> 00:12:06,996
Mine! All mine!

231
00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:09,458
And to make it official,

232
00:12:09,459 --> 00:12:11,131
I'm going to pee
a circle around it.

233
00:12:13,804 --> 00:12:16,435
Girls, inside.
Go, go, go, go, go.

234
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,238
Yes, yes, yes! Yes!

235
00:12:27,878 --> 00:12:29,980
What are you,
just assigned to me?

236
00:12:36,286 --> 00:12:38,287
Which one of us was better
at the recital today?

237
00:12:38,288 --> 00:12:40,891
I thought you were
excellent, Ruby.

238
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,097
Well, you didn't
say anything about me!

239
00:12:47,497 --> 00:12:48,869
I know.

240
00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:52,972
Dana!

241
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,543
You were both perfect.

242
00:12:54,544 --> 00:12:56,246
Oh, yes, of course.

243
00:13:01,852 --> 00:13:02,882
Hello.

244
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,284
Hey, Andy.

245
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,956
What's he doing here?
Oh...

246
00:13:06,957 --> 00:13:09,488
Cheryl, these are for
your beautiful daughters,

247
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,391
who were so wonderful
at their recital.

248
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,064
(WHISPERING)
The big one's for you.

249
00:13:15,365 --> 00:13:16,926
So, I didn't see you there.

250
00:13:16,927 --> 00:13:19,228
No, no, I was sitting in
back with the other people

251
00:13:19,229 --> 00:13:20,569
who had been given things

252
00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:24,303
and then had them
taken back and peed on.

253
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,136
You know, it's the saddest
story in the whole world, Andy.

254
00:13:27,137 --> 00:13:30,309
Boy meets grill,
boy loses grill!

255
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,913
You know what? This
has gone on long enough.

256
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,384
You guys are both
acting like babies,

257
00:13:35,385 --> 00:13:36,815
and we are not
leaving this table

258
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,049
until you settle
this stupid grill issue.

259
00:13:42,853 --> 00:13:45,124
Oh, come on.
Who's the bigger man?

260
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,225
Oh...

261
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,097
(TISKS)

262
00:13:48,098 --> 00:13:49,598
Cheryl, that's
kind of hard to tell.

263
00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:51,999
You got to put them both in
water and see who displaces more.

264
00:13:54,004 --> 00:13:56,835
All right.
Okay. Okay. Okay.

265
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,009
You know what, my love?
You are absolutely right.

266
00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:02,141
No, I am. I'm being
petty and childish.

267
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,573
Understatement.

268
00:14:04,614 --> 00:14:06,475
No, really, Andy.

269
00:14:06,476 --> 00:14:09,478
No one man needs two grills.

270
00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:11,981
So out of the
goodness of my heart,

271
00:14:11,982 --> 00:14:14,453
I'm going to give,
for free, my grill

272
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,485
to Dana!

273
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,959
What? Razzle-dazzle,
in the end zone,

274
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,630
yes, yes, yes!

275
00:14:21,631 --> 00:14:23,233
Is Daddy going to pee again?

276
00:14:25,095 --> 00:14:27,997
Dana, here's the key. It's
locked up in the backyard.

277
00:14:27,998 --> 00:14:29,238
You can get it
whenever you want.

278
00:14:29,239 --> 00:14:30,369
Jim, I don't even
think I have room...

279
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,501
Take the grill!
Okay!

280
00:14:33,243 --> 00:14:34,443
It's yours, Dana.

281
00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:38,178
All yours, yours, yours
for free, free, free!

282
00:14:39,509 --> 00:14:41,880
So... So it's final then?

283
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,113
You're definitely
giving it to Dana?

284
00:14:44,114 --> 00:14:46,315
Yes, I have given it to Dana.

285
00:14:46,316 --> 00:14:48,088
Ooh, how delicious.

286
00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:52,121
Meow!

287
00:14:52,122 --> 00:14:56,395
Dana, I will purchase that grill
from you for the sum of $200.

288
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,668
No, $200 and a pie!

289
00:15:01,671 --> 00:15:03,072
Okay.

290
00:15:03,073 --> 00:15:05,534
Dana, you can't sell my grill!

291
00:15:05,535 --> 00:15:08,538
Jim, I believe it's my
grill, mine, mine, mine,

292
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,540
and I am deciding
to sell it to my brother.

293
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,583
(CACKLES)

294
00:15:14,684 --> 00:15:16,916
Yeah, we're making
great progress here.

295
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,423
Okay, we're heading over
to Andy's for dinner.

296
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,125
Are you sure you
don't want to come?

297
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,657
Cheryl, I am not
going to have the food

298
00:15:28,658 --> 00:15:31,101
off that man's ill-gotten grill.

299
00:15:32,462 --> 00:15:35,265
The taste of betrayal tastes...

300
00:15:36,266 --> 00:15:37,706
(SMACKS LIPS)

301
00:15:37,707 --> 00:15:39,209
Distasteful.

302
00:15:41,111 --> 00:15:43,142
Okay. See you later.

303
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,174
Wait, wait, wait! Wait!

304
00:15:45,175 --> 00:15:47,677
You're going to the
home of mine enemy?

305
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,121
He's not mine enemy.
He's mine brother.

306
00:15:52,122 --> 00:15:55,284
Right. Your brother,
who shares your girly hips

307
00:15:55,285 --> 00:15:57,027
and your knack for betrayal!

308
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,360
This is a whole lot
of crazy over $200.

309
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,292
It's not about the money.

310
00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:06,165
It's about the
appreciation. Respect.

311
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,636
Oh, oh, I see, respect.

312
00:16:07,637 --> 00:16:10,970
So, anybody who doesn't do
what you want, doesn't respect you?

313
00:16:14,304 --> 00:16:17,606
Thank you. Your
apology is accepted.

314
00:16:17,607 --> 00:16:20,679
Jim, if you cut people off every
time they don't do what you want,

315
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,481
you're not going
to have anybody left.

316
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,354
I have you and the kids.
That's all I need.

317
00:16:25,355 --> 00:16:27,386
Oh, honey, that is sweet.

318
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,689
But I don't believe
it for a second.

319
00:16:32,262 --> 00:16:33,492
All right, I'm going
to head over there,

320
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,664
and I really hope you'll
change your mind and join us.

321
00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:38,227
I think not.

322
00:16:38,228 --> 00:16:40,770
My doctor has me
on a low-betrayal diet.

323
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,604
Yeah, yeah. You're
betrayed. I get it, I get it.

324
00:16:46,076 --> 00:16:48,237
You're going to want to sear
the meat on the outside

325
00:16:48,238 --> 00:16:51,241
and then turn down the heat
and cook them nice and slow.

326
00:16:52,242 --> 00:16:53,382
This is boring.

327
00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:55,284
Yeah, let's go watch our video.

328
00:16:55,285 --> 00:16:57,717
I don't want to give anything
away, but they find Nemo!

329
00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:01,350
Hey, Dana, Cheryl.

330
00:17:01,351 --> 00:17:03,252
Want me to let you in
on a little grilling secret?

331
00:17:03,253 --> 00:17:04,454
BOTH: No.

332
00:17:06,596 --> 00:17:08,128
Hey, Kyle...

333
00:17:16,806 --> 00:17:20,470
(LET'S STAY TOGETHER PLAYING)

334
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,173
Hello.

335
00:18:24,174 --> 00:18:25,205
Hey.

336
00:18:26,436 --> 00:18:28,777
I, uh, I ran out of, uh,

337
00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:32,182
Colonel Beauregard Pontchartrain's
Insanely Hot Hot Sauce.

338
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,816
Um, I was wondering maybe
if you had some to spare?

339
00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:39,588
Uh, yeah, sure.

340
00:18:39,589 --> 00:18:42,221
I think I can find
something somewhere here.

341
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,892
Uh, don't worry,
I'll pay you for it.

342
00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:45,354
Oh, come on, Andy.

343
00:18:45,355 --> 00:18:47,756
No, no, I want to. What
is it, three, four bucks?

344
00:18:47,757 --> 00:18:49,799
Oh, please, Andy,
just give me a buck.

345
00:18:53,763 --> 00:18:55,664
This is the grill cover.

346
00:18:55,665 --> 00:18:59,369
It's guaranteed for life, and in a
pinch, it makes a decent rain poncho.

347
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,642
Okay. Yeah. Thanks.

348
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,415
I'll go get the hot sauce.

349
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,618
I'm bored to death over there.

350
00:19:09,619 --> 00:19:11,181
Me, too, Andy.

351
00:19:12,782 --> 00:19:14,883
(STAMMERING)
What are we doing?

352
00:19:14,884 --> 00:19:18,487
Wasting a precious day not grilling
together, that's what we're doing.

353
00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:20,859
Look, Jim, if this is how it's
going to be, I don't want the grill.

354
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,292
No, no, no, look...

355
00:19:23,293 --> 00:19:25,565
Look, I'm not admitting
anything, all right?

356
00:19:27,937 --> 00:19:30,199
But for argument's sake,

357
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,873
maybe I might have overreacted.

358
00:19:34,804 --> 00:19:36,775
No, no, that...

359
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,878
That tree you pulled out
of the ground had it coming.

360
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,850
Andy, you really pissed me off.

361
00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:43,412
And I still don't get why!

362
00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:44,753
Well, because I gave
you a free grill,

363
00:19:44,754 --> 00:19:46,555
and you acted like
you didn't even care.

364
00:19:46,556 --> 00:19:48,457
I'm over this.
I said thank you.

365
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,419
I know, but that wasn't enough.

366
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:52,621
Look, Andy, I can't
give away anything

367
00:19:52,622 --> 00:19:55,193
without getting something back.

368
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,565
We're family. That's
what families do.

369
00:19:56,566 --> 00:19:58,567
Not my family.

370
00:19:58,568 --> 00:20:02,771
No, I mean, look, we hardly
had anything to begin with,

371
00:20:02,772 --> 00:20:05,334
so we never gave anything away.

372
00:20:05,335 --> 00:20:08,338
At my grandfather's funeral,
we had to bury him naked.

373
00:20:09,839 --> 00:20:12,612
So my uncle could have
a suit to wear to the funeral.

374
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,685
And even when I donate blood,

375
00:20:16,586 --> 00:20:19,217
I get a box of cookies.

376
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,650
I think you're only
supposed to take one.

377
00:20:21,651 --> 00:20:22,922
It's my blood!

378
00:20:25,295 --> 00:20:27,856
The point is, Andy,

379
00:20:27,857 --> 00:20:30,329
is when I give you something,

380
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,301
make a big deal out of it.

381
00:20:32,302 --> 00:20:36,004
I need that. You got to make
a big deal out of it. I don't know.

382
00:20:36,005 --> 00:20:38,467
Well, Jim, listen,

383
00:20:38,468 --> 00:20:39,938
it's easy to make
a big deal of it

384
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,341
when you give me an incredible

385
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,615
rain poncho/grill cover
like this.

386
00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:50,018
(STAMMERING) Really?
You think it's great?

387
00:20:50,019 --> 00:20:52,851
Jim, hey, if I go before you,

388
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,355
please promise me you're
going to bury me with this thing.

389
00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:58,026
Okay, more.

390
00:20:58,027 --> 00:21:00,789
You are the most generous
man in all the world.

391
00:21:00,790 --> 00:21:03,392
Ah, no, now you're
embarrassing me. Please stop.

392
00:21:03,393 --> 00:21:05,263
Hey, my liege.

393
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,996
No, allow the humble
servant before you

394
00:21:07,997 --> 00:21:10,769
to anoint thee with accolades

395
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,541
you so richly deserve.

396
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:13,942
Okay, if you're gonna praise me,

397
00:21:13,943 --> 00:21:16,005
use words that I understand.

398
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,707
Buddy,

399
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:21,311
you're like an ice-cold
beer on a hot day.

400
00:21:23,052 --> 00:21:24,653
Now you're going to make me cry.

401
00:21:24,654 --> 00:21:26,356
(LAUGHS)